November 24, 2009

Travelling with your ‘toys’ - anything to declare Madam?

Maybe you are planning a romantic weekend, or possibly, you are going on a long business trip. Perhaps you are jetting off on your Honeymoon or maybe you’ve rented a dreamy chalet in the snow? Wherever you are jet-setting off to – make sure that you pack your adult toys well to avoid any embarrassing (and possibly very public) situations.

So, how do you pack adult toys? Firstly, remove the batteries. Even though you may think that your vibrator is difficult to turn on, a little shift in the contents of your could easily knock the control to the ON position. You really don’t want to explain vibrating to personnel or officers. Dildos pose less of a problem in this respect because they are normally made of silicone / jelly / rubber and have no metal or mechanical parts.

Place your dildos, bullets, penis-rings, vibrators or whatever else you’ve packed - in clear plastic baggies. personnel routinely go through so if you’re chosen at random for a inspection, you’ll be glad your toys are zip-locked away. staff wear plastic gloves, but you really don’t want their gloves, which have been touching everyone else’s personal items, to touch your intimate toys too. Do the staff and yourself a huge favour and place each item in a clear plastic zip baggie to keep everything hygienic.

Always place your vibrators in your checked . This just removes you from a potentially tricky situation a little bit. If you bring a vibrator in your carry-on , you are practically asking for an embarrassing situation to occur.

Bear in mind also that vibrators are not permitted in certain countries – especially if they are shaped like a phallus. If you take one in your checked – you may have to go through the red channel and declare it – and it may be confiscated. One such country where ‘obscene items’ are illegal is Thailand. There, you might get away with importing a traditional slimline vibrator and pass it off as a ‘massager’ for your bad back – however, if your vibe is penis-shaped, expect that it will be confiscated!

In the USA, Texan officers will not be sympathetic if you have a suitcase full of vibes – to own more than three such ‘’ is currently illegal in that state. So do a quick Google check of what the laws are in the state or country you are to.

Finally, don’t with your favourite or with your top of the range expensive toy. It is best that you take along an inexpensive alternative or buy something completely new especially for the trip. At sites like LoveTheRabbit.com you’ll find many the rabbit vibrator articles, information, raves and reviews and links to stores that stock them.

That way, if your is lost, or your toy is confiscated or if your vibe breaks in transit – you will not have lost your favourite ‘friend’ or your most expensive toy. Bon voyage!

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